Janeane Garofalo is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She was born on September 28, 1964, in Newton, New Jersey, USA. Garofalo started her career in stand-up comedy in the late 1980s and gained prominence as a cast member on the Ben Stiller Show, a sketch comedy show that aired in the early 1990s.

Janeane Garofalo Quotes

01. “Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.”
― Janeane Garofalo

02. “To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.”
― Janeane Garofalo

03. “I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
― Janeane Garofalo

04. “Your average person wouldn’t recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel. ”
― Janeane Garofalo

05. “Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.”
― Janeane Garofalo

06. “People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.”
― Janeane Garofalo

07. “There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.”
― Janeane Garofalo

08. “Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind’s eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.”
― Janeane Garofalo